10 Bible Mnemonic Acronyms

1. The first five books of the Bible

Gentle Eskimos leave numerous daughters

(Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy)

2. Jacob's sons

Repentant Sinners Love Jesus. Do Not Give Anyone, In Zeal, Jewish Books (Muslim Either)

(Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, Zebulun, Joseph Benjamin [Manasseh, Ephraim])

3. The Ten plagues

Big fat gnats fly low,

Boiling hot lava drips flow,

LET MY PEOPLE GO!

(Blood, Frogs, Gnats, Flies, Livestock, Boils, Hail, Locusts, Darkness, Firstborn die)

4. The Ten Commandments

First I Must Remember How Mothers Add Steel Lined Covers

(Put God First, Have no Idols, Don't Misuse God's Name, Remember the Sabbath Day To Keep It Holy, Honour Your Mother And Father, Do not murder, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not lie, Do not covet)

5. The Cities of refuge

Girls race boys to the east

Kids shoe horses in the west

(Golan, Ramoth, and Bosor on the east; Kedesh, Shechem, and Hebron on the west)

6. The Kings of Judah (and one Queen)

Readily Available As Jellied Jam,

All Are Jewish Amazons

Unless Jolted And Headed Manfully

Amid JeJune Ju-Jitsu Zebras

(Rehoboam Abijam Asa Jehoshaphat Jehoram

Ahaziah Athaliah Jehoash Amaziah

Uzziah Jotham Ahaz Hezekiah Manasseh

Amon Josiah Jehoahaz Jehoiakim Jeconiah Zedekiah)

7. The Minor prophets

How Jolly Amateurs Obediently Made Nutritious Haggis,

Zealously Hugging Zipped Melons

(Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Micah, Nahum, Habakkuk,

Zephaniah, Haggai, Zachariah, Malachi) 

8. The Twelve disciples

Peaceful Androids Judge Jewish Philanthropists

Before They Make Jammy Judges Smash Jugs

(Peter, Andrew, John, James, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James, Jude, Simon, Judas)

9. Paul's Letters

Run CedriC, Go Eat Pop Corn TarTs (and ToasTed Peas)
(Romans, 1 & 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 & 2 Thessalonians)
10. The Seven churches of Revelation

Every small person that sings prays loudly

(Ephesus, Smyrna, Pergamum, Thyatira, Sardis, Philadelphia, Laodicea)

[Some old, some new, some borrowed, none blue]